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    bobby moynihan
    i only go out with him because he's famous, because the age difference is unsettling like whoa. i secretly tip off paparazzi to our date, and say that he seems to be going out with "an up-and-coming model". paparazzi shows up, and he tells them to get lost so we can enjoy a private dinner. i say i have to go to the bathroom but grab my coat and never return
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    kenan thompson
    like the date with bobby moynihan, but it's a summer night so i don't have a coat to grab as i ditch
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    michael che
    seems like it would be good but he's lowkey sexist and tells me to smile a few times, and not even in a jokey type way. first and last date
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(inspired by @vailerin) *meaning roughly 75% memorized
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    the entirety of mean girls
    also probably the movie i've seen the most
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    the dramatic speech sam gives in the locker room when chad michael murray won't acknowledge her in a cinderella story
    SO GOOD
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    when romeo and juliet meet in romeo + juliet
    i mean technically this is just shakespeare but this is the best version!! okay!!
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    leaving the break room tv on a twilight marathon before you go back to work, coming back four hours later, and seeing it's still on
    fully expected someone to change it by now; currently we are halfway through new moon
(inspired by @gwcoffey)
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    brown rice with butter and lots of pepper
    my grandma made me this everyday for lunch during the summer months. she'd offer to make me something else but i always wanted rice
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    bologna and mayo sandwiches on "pokey bread"
    my mom would buy this specialty bread from the grocery store bakery that came in little rolls and had four spikes on top. i never knew the name so i called it pokey bread. it basically elevated any fillings (even bologna)
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    hot orange juice
    i loved to drink hot beverages as a kid for some reason. my favorite was hot orange juice, which i drank out of a sippy cup. i still get cravings for this and it's really soothing if you have a sore throat
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+πŸ€– for staying on theme; +🌟for originality
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    brie larson
    love love LOVE the structure and material of this dress!! +πŸ€– +🌟
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    lorde
    nothing to do with the technology theme, but the subtle pastels are stunning +🌟
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    jourdan dunn
    very techy; not a very unique angle. but the whole look is still amazing and one of my very favorites of the evening +πŸ€–
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what's a sequel to a magnum opus called? anyway, this is that
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    lana del rey
    one of james franco's students that he's definitely sleeping with. has four sugar daddies. wears a wine bra but fills it with vodka
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    kylie jenner
    shows up to math class with a full face of makeup. contours every part of her body. unwelcome member of the black student union
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    nick jonas
    had an emo phase. shows up senior year suddenly hot
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    why did i update my old titles πŸ˜’
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or, "on being mixed race and white passing"
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    i've struggled w my racial identity for several years
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    it's something i never thought of as a kid
    my grandma lived w us on and off and taught me korean words and phrases and songs and that was my normal
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    both my grandfather and father are (mostly) white and have very dominant genes
    meaning my mom looks 1/4 korean (as opposed to 1/2) and i look vaguely mixed
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    dis me
    a recent selfie after doing a kardashian-esque makeup look
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    also me
    i tend to look really different (like, my grandma always goes "that's not you") in every photo i take so here's another one
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    okay now for some lookalikes
    based on my opinion, my mom, my friends, and some brief acquaintances?
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