A DUMB THING I JUST DID

  1. me: hmmmm nothing is on tv until 11:30 when snl comes on
  2. me: let me channel surf a lil
  3. me: that movie alien is on?? people like it, and i'm people, therefore i like it??
  4. brain:
  5. me: hm okay valid point but consider this- i already clicked on it
  6. me: alright this isn't so bad and i'm coming in knowing that i'm only gonna watch like fifteen minutes AND i read the plot on wikipedia once so i basically already know what's gonna happen
  7. brain:
  8. me: nah i'm gonna keep watching
  9. me: okay the alien isn't even that scary?? this is nothing
  10. brain:
  11. me: oh so ash is a cyborg? creepyish i guess
  12. me: ohhhh fuck he's trying to kill sigourney
  13. me: not scary though, just a bit violent. it's good
  14. me: WHY IS HE LEAKING MILK
  15. me: NO NO HIS HEAD ?????????? NOOOO WTF THID IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT ALIENS NOT HORRIBLE MILK ROBOTS
  16. brain:
  17. me: WHY AREN'T THEY LIKE TOSSING HIM OUT THE SHIP DON'T FUCKING DISECT HIM
  18. me: OH NO I JUST NOTICED THEY SWITCHED TO THE REAL HUMAN ACTOR INSTEAD OF THE PROP HEAD HE'S GONNA DO SOMETHING
  19. me: SIGOURNEY DON'T ASK HIM QUESTIONS WTF
  20. brain:
  21. me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE HEAD IS TALKING BUT IT'S ALL FUCKED UP SOUNDING
  22. me: I AM CHANGING THE GODDAMN CHANNEL
  23. brain: