MY BABY NAME LIST IF I WAS A CELEBRITY
(inspired by @EmmaA)
- •lolitayeah i know!! but it's so pretty, all weirdness aside!!
- •aphroditeshe would have a shit time learning to spell her name and envy the susans and emilys
- •papayalike a cooler, hipper "apple"
- •brangelinajust to keep em on their toes and know that if they split a child's name is at stake
- •sailori mean
- •rihannaa big name to fill; i would never put a non-celebrity child up to such a task
- •aestheticwould call him "my aesthetic"
- •bearisn't this the guy who lives nakedly in the forest?
- •kikiwill most likely reserve for middle name or future pet
- •mattepronounced like "matt", but with a more relevant spelling