THINGS I WOULD DEMAND TO HAVE IN MY DRESSING ROOM IF I WAS FAMOUS

literally catch myself saying "if i was famous i'd have this is my dressing room" quite a bit
  1. two cases of tazo brambleberry tea
  2. pretty arrangements of tropical fruit
    pretty enough to make instagram raw vegans jealous
  3. chili lime almonds
    i think they're discontinued but get them anyway
  4. pinkberry machine and topping bar
    because i'm THAT famous
  5. mcdonald's hash browns
    lots of em
  6. a cotton candy machine and a guy makin it
    i'm talkin industrial size machine
  7. sour patch kids with all the orange ones picked out
    and no one gets to eat the orange ones; we put them in the fireplace