Reasons I Have a Twitter-crush on Aaron Abrams

I started following him because of Hannibal, but after finally recognizing him from his "I don't think you understand, this table is reserved for the classical company" turn on Slings & Arrows season 3, it all made so much more sense.
  1. His succinct and insightful film reviews
  2. His political commentary
  3. His insight into human psychology
  4. His paradoxical queries
  5. His very important ambitions
  6. His daddy issues
  7. His TRUE STORIES
  8. His bromance with Scott Thompson
  9. The confessional nature of his Instagram feed
  10. His ability with real-time storytelling (or, Horking on the Train from San Diego to LA)