Reasons I Sigh Upon Receiving a Text Message From You

I'm busy and in my 40s. If it ain't on my schedule, it ain't happening.
  1. You want me to meet you in the next half hour for lunch
  2. It is 11:35 at night and you're just now letting me know you're at the bar a block away from my place.
  3. You don't want to set firm plans for hangout time tomorrow but want to play it by ear
  4. You're letting me know that our firm plans won't pan out - 10 minutes before we're supposed to meet
  5. You want to know why I am never available to hang with you.