REASONS WHY I HATE BOYS
It's a love hate thing.
- •Their fragile fucking masculinityHoly shit. Ho. Ly. Shit. When I say, "am I right ladies???" And you respond with "haha um.. I'm not a lady :p" my vagina instantly closes shut. I know you aren't a lady.
- •They're clueless about how female anatomy works.If I had a dollar for every time I've given a basic anatomy lesson to a guy, I'd be a fucking millionaire.
- •They're grossed out by how female anatomy works.I think a wet vagina is more gross than a dry vagina, Taylor. DONT BE IGNORANT.
- •They text you first and then never fucking text back.Like, what is the POINT
- •They make fun of girls who double textIf you'd just text back then we wouldn't have this fucking problem!!!!
- •They ignore you completely and get mad when you talk to other peopleLike excUuUuUsE me for choosing not to sulk??
- •They're pettyLike okay, yeah, girls may be petty but I have never met anyone more petty than a boy
- •Mixed fucking signals :)
- •They don't like me bacmCome onnnnnnnn. I'm a treasure! Appreciate me!