Things I Think About When Getting My Hair Done

Feeling fragile.
  1. Does my head always look like this
  2. Who let me out of the house with this head?
  3. I don't get it, hats fit.
  4. Do blondes really have more fun?
  5. If I put on makeup for her why does she insist on getting my face wet?
  6. Please don't make my hair look like a mullet
  7. If it does look mullet-ish at least I have the head for hats
  8. The soothing spa music makes me question my life choices - this is not relaxing
  9. I wait until the last second to decide what I want to do and then I'm annoying the person who is in charge of how I look for a few months.
  10. Britney Spears circa 2007
  11. Please god let this look ok - bartering! Remember when I saved that chipmunk? Well I made my mom do it but same thing right?
  12. Chipmunks are assholes