Things I Think About When Getting My Hair Done
- •Does my head always look like this
- •Who let me out of the house with this head?
- •I don't get it, hats fit.
- •Do blondes really have more fun?
- •If I put on makeup for her why does she insist on getting my face wet?
- •Please don't make my hair look like a mullet
- •If it does look mullet-ish at least I have the head for hats
- •The soothing spa music makes me question my life choices - this is not relaxing
- •I wait until the last second to decide what I want to do and then I'm annoying the person who is in charge of how I look for a few months.
- •Britney Spears circa 2007
- •Please god let this look ok - bartering! Remember when I saved that chipmunk? Well I made my mom do it but same thing right?
- •Chipmunks are assholes