It's a roller coaster of emotions
  1. Why aren't I better at this game. It shouldn't be THAT hard.
  2. Why does that asshole keep using the knight on my space.
  3. We should have played heads up.
  4. Why do I always underestimate the value of the longest road/largest army.
  5. Fuck you ore.
  6. What's the deal with development cards... Should I be getting more of those? What do people know that I don't.
  7. Will getting drunk make me better or worse at this.
  8. Longest road is a fickle bitch!
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  9. 🐏🔫
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