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- •A chefI realised what food was
- •An artist
- •A singer
My Nanna knows ONE Italian lady. So this, paired with the fact that Nan was, allegedly, a hand model when she was younger, leads her to believe she is an authority on all things fashion and gives me GREAT (unsolicited) fashion tips.
I offer no explanation. It just happened.
- 1.Why am I making the decision to watch this?
- 2.Do I really believe that this show has "adult" themes? That seems like a stretch.
- 3.Oh for fuck's sake, seriously, why am I watching this?
Sometimes pets have serious problems. Sometimes they act like jerks. Sometimes people don't think about why that might be and instead get a professional with a TV crew to come to their house...
- •Am I being a jerk?Nothing personal. You just probably didn't consider that you might be the problem, it's always good to just check yourself now and then. I'm sure you're fine.
- •Is he/she desexed?Hormones make EVERYONE act like jerks. (Even you) Territorial marking, dominance, aggression, trying to BREED WITH THINGS AND CREATE LIFE - are all symptoms of leaving animals unsterilised.
- •Do I take time for play/exercise with him/her regularly?Lack of stimulation and fun times will make them jerks. Make them think! make them move! make them tired! make them happy! If you don't - sorry, you're the jerk bro.