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  1. A chef
    I realised what food was
  2. An artist
  3. A singer
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My Nanna knows ONE Italian lady. So this, paired with the fact that Nan was, allegedly, a hand model when she was younger, leads her to believe she is an authority on all things fashion and gives me GREAT (unsolicited) fashion tips.
  1. LIPSTICK
  2. HATS
  3. SCARVES
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I offer no explanation. It just happened.
  1. 1.
    Why am I making the decision to watch this?
  2. 2.
    Do I really believe that this show has "adult" themes? That seems like a stretch.
  3. 3.
    Oh for fuck's sake, seriously, why am I watching this?
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Sometimes pets have serious problems. Sometimes they act like jerks. Sometimes people don't think about why that might be and instead get a professional with a TV crew to come to their house...
  1. Am I being a jerk?
    Nothing personal. You just probably didn't consider that you might be the problem, it's always good to just check yourself now and then. I'm sure you're fine.
  2. Is he/she desexed?
    Hormones make EVERYONE act like jerks. (Even you) Territorial marking, dominance, aggression, trying to BREED WITH THINGS AND CREATE LIFE - are all symptoms of leaving animals unsterilised.
  3. Do I take time for play/exercise with him/her regularly?
    Lack of stimulation and fun times will make them jerks. Make them think! make them move! make them tired! make them happy! If you don't - sorry, you're the jerk bro.
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