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  1. A chef
    I realised what food was
  2. An artist
  3. A singer
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My Nanna knows ONE Italian lady. So this, paired with the fact that Nan was, allegedly, a hand model when she was younger, leads her to believe she is an authority on all things fashion and gives me GREAT (unsolicited) fashion tips.
  2. HATS
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I offer no explanation. It just happened.
  1. 1.
    Why am I making the decision to watch this?
  2. 2.
    Do I really believe that this show has "adult" themes? That seems like a stretch.
  3. 3.
    Oh for fuck's sake, seriously, why am I watching this?
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Sometimes pets have serious problems. Sometimes they act like jerks. Sometimes people don't think about why that might be and instead get a professional with a TV crew to come to their house...
  1. Am I being a jerk?
    Nothing personal. You just probably didn't consider that you might be the problem, it's always good to just check yourself now and then. I'm sure you're fine.
  2. Is he/she desexed?
    Hormones make EVERYONE act like jerks. (Even you) Territorial marking, dominance, aggression, trying to BREED WITH THINGS AND CREATE LIFE - are all symptoms of leaving animals unsterilised.
  3. Do I take time for play/exercise with him/her regularly?
    Lack of stimulation and fun times will make them jerks. Make them think! make them move! make them tired! make them happy! If you don't - sorry, you're the jerk bro.
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