IF TAYLOR SWIFT WERE IN A PUNK BAND, THESE WOULD BE HER SONG TITLES
If there's a multiverse then it's likely there's an alternate version of all of us. In this one, Taylor is punk as fuck. Inspired by a comment I made on a @mandi list.
- •You Are More Than Your HymenFifteen
- •Daddy, I'm Gettin EmancipatedLove Story
- •He's Not That Bright (If He Can't Picture You Without Glasses)You Belong With Me
- •I've Bought Things At Gas Stations I Care About More Than YouMine
- •U Still Talking?Mean
- •Dick Is Abundant and Low Value*I Knew You Were Trouble *That phrase is courtesy @moscaddie on Twitter who runs Critique My Dick Pic and is a New Zealand-born attorney living in London and a shining feminist beacon/champion of women.
- •Fuck With Me and I Kill UBlank Space
- •We Are Never Ever Getting Back TogetherThis one stands. Punk as hell. But the whole song would be the delivered in the sing/talk "exhaaaausted" voice.