MY MOST BASIC BEHAVIORS
- •Using Amp 97.1 as my wake up music on my clock radio
- •Going DEEP with Facebook and Insta stalkingHiiiiii I know a lot about your new girlfriend.
- •Ordering crunch rolls at sushi
- •Eating the last bite of a shared dishI'm HUNGRY and y'all are just sitting there. Someone's gotta eat it.
- •Declining to order a bunch of things for the table and keeping my entree for myselfI just want the thing I want, ok?!?
- •Being drunk and plugging my phone into a guy's car to play BeyonceShout-singing Drunk in Love.
- •Using legal pads and cheap ballpoint pens for writing/work notesI refuse to join the cult of Moleskine.
- •Croutons on my salad from the salad barSo many croutons.
- •Reusing spent dryer sheets as Swiffer/dust cloths