RORY GILMORE'S BOYFRIENDS, RANKED

I've been taking advantage of the series' availability on Netflix
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    Logan
    This is a controversial opinion, I know. And perhaps it speaks to my own weakness for smooth talkers and guys that give you cute lil' nicknames. (And also men who are emotionally unavailable? Oh boy, I'm really figuring some stuff out about my dating history right now.) Logan was the only one close to worthy of Rory but obviously she was correct in turning down his proposal.
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    Dean
    Oh, Dean. So well meaning. But so simple. Read some more books, Dean.
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    Jess
    Jess was the worst. THE WORST. Evidence that reading books is no substitute for not being human garbage.