THINGS THAT BECAME IMPERATIVE TO DO TODAY INSTEAD OF (RE)WRITING

  1. Listening to 1/2 of a This American Life from April 2014
    A whole episode would have been excessive.
  2. Clipping my dog's toenails
  3. Rereading emails I sent
  4. Googling Russian Orthodox Church services
    This was writing related as it counts as research but only hypothetically because I'm not sure if I'm going to use it.
  5. Looking at the contents of my fridge
    More than once. Oddly, they didn't change.
  6. Having imaginary conversations with ex boyfriends in imaginary situations where I run into them
    I obviously look amazing in these scenarios.
  7. Checking this gosh darned app
    I wasn't totally sure what @mandi was talking about when she told me about it but this is the devil's candy.