A PEEK INSIDE THE MALE MIND

This happened to a guy I used to work with. Dedicated to him.
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    Alone, on the beach. Sunning on a beach towel
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    (I think Those two girls are checking me out.)
  3. •
    (They are really giggling. Like, a lot.)
  4. •
    *Nods head.* *Raises eyebrows at the girls.* "Hey."
  5. •
    They laugh even harder
  6. •
    (Wow. They want me so bad.)
    (That's never happened before. Am I releasing pheromones or something?)
  7. •
    (A middle-aged woman is coming up to me now.)
    (Damn! ğŸŽ¶I am looking good toDAY!ğŸŽ¶)
  8. •
    She starts to speak...
    (Ohmygod, everybody wants it today!)
  9. •
    "You're showing."
  10. •
    *Blank Stare*
  11. •
    "You're showing."
  12. •
    The fuck does that mean? "huh?"
  13. •
    She points to my crotch. "You're showing."
    (hell yeah she wants it!)
  14. •
    That's when I notice my balls hanging out of the huge tear in my swim trunks.