(Prepare yourself)
  1. Billy Bush, White House Press Secretary
  2. At that moment, we will know for certain that we've all been dead this whole time.
  3. And this is hell.
  4. Each of our deaths were so traumatic that our psyches blocked all details from recall.
  5. But now that there is a 10 foot solid gold statue of Trump in the Rose Garden,
    Like this, but gaudier
  6. and Billy Bush's Smarmy face lording over the Washington Press Corp on C-SPAN
    (Side note: why is it impossible to find a clip of Joel McHale's on-point Billy Bush impression?)
  7. Our minds will collectively reject the ridiculous lie that any of this is real.
  8. Happy Holidays Everyone!