At some point in the next 4 years, this is inevitable
- •Billy Bush, White House Press Secretary
- •At that moment, we will know for certain that we've all been dead this whole time.
- •And this is hell.
- •Each of our deaths were so traumatic that our psyches blocked all details from recall.
- •But now that there is a 10 foot solid gold statue of Trump in the Rose Garden,Like this, but gaudier
- •and Billy Bush's Smarmy face lording over the Washington Press Corp on C-SPAN(Side note: why is it impossible to find a clip of Joel McHale's on-point Billy Bush impression?)
- •Our minds will collectively reject the ridiculous lie that any of this is real.
- •Happy Holidays Everyone!