BARACK OBAMA'S PRESIDENTIAL FAILURES
- •As a rabid anti-gun crusader, FAILED to seize a single gun from anyoneFAIL!
- •As a communist, did not assume control of all means of production in the name of the proletariatFAIL, comrade
- •As Antichrist, did not force everyone to wear the mark of the beast.Didn't even turn wine into water. The fuck kind of anti-Christ are you? FAIL
- •As a Muslim Manchurian candidate, failed to secretly impose sharia lawI don't know how to say FAIL in Arabic
- •As a socialist, failed to socialize healthcare even when he had the chanceFAIL