BARACK OBAMA'S PRESIDENTIAL FAILURES

  1. As a rabid anti-gun crusader, FAILED to seize a single gun from anyone
    FAIL!
  2. As a communist, did not assume control of all means of production in the name of the proletariat
    FAIL, comrade
  3. As Antichrist, did not force everyone to wear the mark of the beast.
    Didn't even turn wine into water. The fuck kind of anti-Christ are you? FAIL
  4. As a Muslim Manchurian candidate, failed to secretly impose sharia law
    I don't know how to say FAIL in Arabic
  5. As a socialist, failed to socialize healthcare even when he had the chance
    FAIL