1. As a rabid anti-gun crusader, FAILED to seize a single gun from anyone
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    FAIL!
  2. As a communist, did not assume control of all means of production in the name of the proletariat
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    FAIL, comrade
  3. As Antichrist, did not force everyone to wear the mark of the beast.
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    Didn't even turn wine into water. The fuck kind of anti-Christ are you? FAIL
  4. As a Muslim Manchurian candidate, failed to secretly impose sharia law
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    I don't know how to say FAIL in Arabic
  5. As a socialist, failed to socialize healthcare even when he had the chance
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    FAIL