DEBBIE DOWNER RUINS YOUR FAVORITE CHRISTMAS SONGS
- •"Do You Hear What I Hear?" Is actually about fear of a nuclear holocaust during the Cuban Missile Crisis
- •"12 days of Christmas" Indicates the economy is slow to recover.
- •"We Wish You a Merry Christmas (and a Happy New Year)" Divorce rates spike in January
- •"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" Women of the nomadic Sami tribe of Siberia half-castrate the reindeer...by chewing their scrotums. http://www.cracked.com/article_20121_the-6-manliest-ways-people-still-hunt-food_p2.html