DEBBIE DOWNER RUINS YOUR FAVORITE CHRISTMAS SONGS

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  1. "Do You Hear What I Hear?" Is actually about fear of a nuclear holocaust during the Cuban Missile Crisis
  2. "12 days of Christmas" Indicates the economy is slow to recover.
  3. "We Wish You a Merry Christmas (and a Happy New Year)" Divorce rates spike in January
  4. "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" Women of the nomadic Sami tribe of Siberia half-castrate the reindeer...