FICTIONAL CHICKS THAT COULD GET IT
The sexual encounter these ladies need is obviuosly with a flabby, balding, married father of two with terrible skin, ungracefully approaching middle age.
- •Joan Holloway (Mad Men)It drives me into a frenzy to know that Christina Hendricks was a goth chick growing up in the metro DC area.
- •Crush (American Gladiators circa 2008)This chick would wreck me
- •Liz Lemon (30 Rock)I really dislike the 'no-sex-on-a-school-night' policy, but IT'S LIZ FUcKING LEMON, you guys!
- •Mindy Lahiri (Mindy Project)(Also Kelly Kapour from The Office)
- •Jerri Blank (Strangers with Candy)Or Amy Sedaris in anything
- •Amy Schumer (Inside Amy Schumer)Could totally get it
- •Maude Lebowski (The Big Lebowski)A natural, zesty enterprise.
- •Lana Kane (Archer)Or any character played by Aisha Tyler
- •Sarah Silverman (The Sarah Silverman Program)
- •Lois Griffin (Family Guy)
- •Lt. Uhura (Star Trek reboot)I'm such a nerd.
- •Mayor Goodway from Paw PatrolYou'll need me after your inevitable indictment for incompetent misuse of Adventure Bay City funds.
- •Ava Alexander (Up All Night)
- •Amy Lee (from Evanescence)Technically not fictional. But I have a weakness for goth chicks.
- •Skylar (Good Will Hunting)Can't believe Matt Damon ghosted her after Good Will Hunting