HOW TO RID THE INTERNET OF THOSE ANNOYING CLICK BAIT ADS (AND MAKE MONEY IN THE PROCESS)

From a dude with a five-year old's understanding of intellectual property law.
  1. Step 1: trademark the following: One weird old trick One old weird trick One weird old tip One old weird trick Etc
  2. Step 2: sue the shit out of everybody
  3. Step 3: count money
  4. Step 4: repeat steps 1-3 for dancing silhouette. Or the phrase "_________ hates him/her"