I'M RAISING A GOTH KID, APPARENTLY

4 yr old's reaction to viewing Christmas light display for the first time
  1. "I do not like the lights."
  2. "The lights are not pretty."
  3. "They are all dead."
  4. "They are all broken."
  5. So...
  6. Should I just buy him some clove cigarettes and mascara now and save some time?