IF YOU BELIEVE THAT OBAMA IS THE ANTICHRIST, I HAVE TWO QUESTIONS FOR YOU:

  1. 1. Is it too early for me to gloat that you were wrong? (And also shit-mural crazy?)
  2. 2. I'm certainly no biblical expert, but if ever there was a demonic force masquerading in human skin to manipulate the masses into following him...
    (Just sayin')