JJ ABRAMS IS SO MUCH BETTER AT STAR WARSING THAN GEORGE LUCAS, AND OTHER FORCE AWAKENS MUSINGS

  1. The creative team behind every Star Wars movie is obsessed with 1. Fucked up Father-Son relationships and 2. Walkways over an endless chasm with no guardrails
  2. The First Order symbol looks like a butthole
    An angry red one, but a butthole nonetheless
  3. Much better casting job than any of the other movies IMHO
  4. Someone give Bill Weasley an ex-lax
    Also, is he now the non-Union ginger Benedict Cumberbatch?
  5. Daisey Ridley > Keira Knightley
    Just in general. This statement has nothing to do with Keira Knightley's role as an Amidala body-double in episode 1.
  6. Why are we not allowed to see Gwendolyn Christie's face?
    I totally know what she looks like, dude. She's Brienne of Tarth.
  7. John Boyega
    Is like Taylor Lautner injected with charisma and talent instead of Dianabol
  8. How many times must we blow up a Death Star?
    I'm genuinely curious.
  9. My wife's Adam Driver obsession is a little unsettling.
    For numerous reasons