JJ ABRAMS IS SO MUCH BETTER AT STAR WARSING THAN GEORGE LUCAS, AND OTHER FORCE AWAKENS MUSINGS
- •The creative team behind every Star Wars movie is obsessed with 1. Fucked up Father-Son relationships and 2. Walkways over an endless chasm with no guardrails
- •The First Order symbol looks like a buttholeAn angry red one, but a butthole nonetheless
- •Much better casting job than any of the other movies IMHO
- •Someone give Bill Weasley an ex-laxAlso, is he now the non-Union ginger Benedict Cumberbatch?
- •Daisey Ridley > Keira KnightleyJust in general. This statement has nothing to do with Keira Knightley's role as an Amidala body-double in episode 1.
- •Why are we not allowed to see Gwendolyn Christie's face?I totally know what she looks like, dude. She's Brienne of Tarth.
- •John BoyegaIs like Taylor Lautner injected with charisma and talent instead of Dianabol
- •How many times must we blow up a Death Star?I'm genuinely curious.
- •My wife's Adam Driver obsession is a little unsettling.For numerous reasons