Millennials: Heed this warning
- •One day you will hear the strangest thing come out of your mouth
- •"What the fuck are these goddamned Millennials doing?"
- •It won't be 'Millennials'
- •It'll be some other bullshit cohort
- •And you will be old as fuck
- •And I will be retired. Laughing at your silly ass.
- •Unless we've all become cyborgs at that point
- •But you get what I'm saying