1. One day you will hear the strangest thing come out of your mouth
  2. "What the fuck are these goddamned Millennials doing?"
  3. Except
  4. It won't be 'Millennials'
  5. It'll be some other bullshit cohort
  6. And you will be old as fuck
  7. And I will be retired. Laughing at your silly ass.
  8. Unless we've all become cyborgs at that point
  9. But you get what I'm saying