What's pissing me off this week (other than the obvious)
  1. Don't listen Donald. That's exactly what they *would* say.
  2. How long could it POSSIBLY FUCKING TAKE to count votes in Michigan?
  3. Seriously what the fuck?
  4. Spoiler alert: they immediately started fucking.
  5. My recommendation to the NRA: hire Obama to dress up as "The Gunburgler" to scare people into buying more guns.
    "Let's be clear: Robble Robble."