SHIT MY WIFE SAYS

From time to time my wife utters these gems that must be preserved for future generations:
  1. "You care so much that you don't even give a shit."
  2. "Moon's out Poon's out!"
    This needs to go on a t-shirt
  3. "Something is more interesting than nothing"
  4. "I hope you can get back here before [our son] goes to sleep, he really misses his toys"
    I left some of my son's toys in the car before leaving on a multi-day business trip
  5. "I'm great at not worrying. I just never have time to do it."
  6. "I'm so hungry I could kill someone."
  7. "I don't like to think about me dead."