SHIT MY WIFE SAYS
From time to time my wife utters these gems that must be preserved for future generations:
- •"You care so much that you don't even give a shit."
- •"Moon's out Poon's out!"This needs to go on a t-shirt
- •"Something is more interesting than nothing"
- •"I hope you can get back here before [our son] goes to sleep, he really misses his toys"I left some of my son's toys in the car before leaving on a multi-day business trip
- •"I'm great at not worrying. I just never have time to do it."
- •"I'm so hungry I could kill someone."
- •"I don't like to think about me dead."