SIGNS YOUR TODDLER MAY ACTUALLY BE A PUPPY

  1. Obsessed with the water in the toilet bowl
  2. Panting
  3. Drooling
  4. Loves cheese
  5. Equally interested in chewing on the packaging the food came in as the food
  6. Shoves all the food in her mouth at once instead of one kibble at a time
  7. Brings slippers to you, one by one in her teeth. Drops them at your feet.
  8. That one time she vomited, considered it for a moment, then ate it before you had a chance to stop her
  9. Does a little dance before pooping
    Not quite sniffing around in a circle, but she's getting there
  10. Frequently eats food out of your hand
  11. After retrieving a snack, scurries under the table to eat/roll around in it