SO, THIS IS A THING THAT HAPPENED

  1. Heard this on the radio...
    Radio is a thing your grandparents used to listen to. Look it up kids. Music comes into your home and vehicles riding on invisible waves in the air, like magic! (I swear)
  2. and
    (while everything about this is wrong, for many reasons)
  3. it's not that bad.
  4. For reference: