TED CRUZ ORIGIN STORIES
A handful of theories attempting to solve the mystery
- •Sentient mass of cockroaches wearing a human skin-suit
- •Decaying flesh over solid metal endoskeleton. The T-700 was a complete failure in the field, so Skynet sent him back in time to avoid questions and creep everyone the fuck out with his glassy eyed stare.
- •Herald of Cthulu?
- •Someone is secretly filming a Weekend At Bernie's straight-to-DVD sequel nobody asked for.