This can't possibly be his real name

  1. If you live in the DC area, you've probably heard an anchorwoman pronounce his name very intentionally.
    Mike Litterest, National Park Service Spokesperson
  2. He's the guy that announces when DC's cherry trees will reach "peak bloom"
  3. He's also front and center whenever protesters request permits in DC.
  4. So I'll be hearing his name on the news quite a bit for the next four years
  5. And each time, it will make me giggle.
  6. Sorry, i have the comedic sensibilities of a 13 yr old
  7. (If I ever become spokesman for anything I'll be changing my name to his)
  8. And Mike, if you're on list, let's have a beer.