"What IS this Bullshit?"

  1. The name of my new show on QVC
    Fuck those assholes at Home Shopping
  2. Premise: I act as a skeptical stand-in for the home audience
  3. Product spokespeople introduce their product
  4. My first response (in-studio audience participates in chanting)
  5. "What IS this Bullshit?"
  6. The product guy then has to survive my scathing criticism
  7. Example: "why the fuck do I need double locking storage containers?"
  8. Over the course of the hour-long segment
  9. TWIST!
  10. I'm eventually won over and encourage everyone to buy it.
  11. Then I go home and sleep on a big pile of money.