MOST COMMONLY HEARD LIES IN PARIS

  1. "I quit smoking"
  2. "I'm going to be on time today"
  3. "The metro will be a smooth ride"
  4. "I won't stop in any stores with sales going on"
  5. "I always buy a cocktail when I go out"
    (FYI cocktails cost > 8€ in almost every bar)
  6. "I've gotten used to the amount of dog shit on the streets"