5 LISTS MY PARENTS WOULD 100% WRITE ABOUT ME

Inspired by @dubstep. Are the caps considered dated now?
  1. 1.
    REASONS MAGGIE ANN SHOULD GO BACK TO COLLEGE
    -my dad
  2. 2.
    ALL THE SUPPLEMENTS MAGGIE ANN SHOULD BE TAKING BUT ISN'T
    -my mom
  3. 3.
    REASONS MAGGIE ANN SHOULD GO TO LAW SCHOOL
    -my dad
  4. 4.
    15 FAVORITE PHOTOS OF MAGGIE ANN AND TOBY (OUR DOG)
    -my mom
  5. 5.
    TIMES OUR DAUGHTER SHOCKED US WITH THE AMOUNT OF MONEY SHE SPENT ON STUFF, RANKED BY EXACTLY HOW MUCH SHE SHOULD'VE KNOWN BETTER
    -both. 3. Camera, 12 years old 2. Crap from Target, ages 16-21 1. Moving cross-country, last year (but deep down they know these were all a+ decisions on my part) (right¿)