A BREAKDOWN OF MY EMAILS FROM LINKEDIN

  1. 60% connections
  2. 30% here's a list of jobs you won't get
  3. 5% here's what's up pls come back
  4. 5% let us sell you ads
    Cloaked in industry jargon
  5. 0% hey you haven't cancelled your trial so we're about to charge you siXTY DOLLARS AND YOU CANT GET IT BACK BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA