CHILDHOOD MEMORIES OF WHICH I HAVE PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF

Sometimes I remember stuff then realize it was a dream. This is more fun anyway. I was so cute. All of these photos were on my phone because I believe in owning one's blackmail.
  1. I had a short-lived child modeling career as the cover girl for a Mr. Rogers lesson plan book.
    The photographer got really frustrated with me because I couldn't get my hand flat enough. This is also my go-to "interesting fact about me" in forced group settings.
  2. My favorite outfit was a pink Powerpuff Girls shirt and houndstooth spandex pants.
    I would stretch the pants over my feet like weird hooves and run around and pretend I was a spy. Also, glasses.
  3. My mom didn't believe in sugar anything so my brother and I downed anything sweet if it presented itself.
    Good for health, bad for avoiding men in sketchy vans. Also, look how glam my mother is.
  4. We had this side alley with a plastic house. It was my EVERYTHING.
  5. I danced. This photo shoot scarred me.
    But that dress, oh, that dress. I called it my "computer dress" and put it on whenever I played computer games.
  6. CHRISTMAS IS THE SHIT
    Always has been and will be my favorite holiday.
  7. I can't say I remember this.
    Looks like fun, though. Thanks for the ride, broski