HOW TO BE AN ADULT

(I am token "adult" friend as I dropped out of college el oh el I know nothing)
  1. Pay for your own stuff
  2. Maintain at least one good line of credit
  3. Sleep
  4. Have your insurance bases covered as best you can
  5. Have a plan a, b, c, d etc
    And be prepared, in the words of Sheryl Sanders, to kick the shit out of plan b
  6. Wake up in the morning
  7. Stop complaining
  8. Cease the solipsism
  9. Do what you need to do to make money happen
  10. Leverage your network
  11. Go to the doctor & take care of yourself
    As best you can
  12. Be courageous but not too proud
  13. Have food, a place to sleep, and one friend
    All you really need