HOW TO BE ME IN FIVE EASY STEPS

Inspired by @rellimt
  1. 1.
    Like one thing way too much
  2. 2.
    Acquire nearly every health issue that makes it difficult to do that thing
  3. 3.
    Get good at a bunch of other things in pursuit of that thing
  4. 4.
    Constantly overwhelm yourself because now you're somewhat good at a lot of things and your professional brand is confusing and high-maintenance
  5. 5.
    Eat a lot of cereal