MY PARTY TRICKS

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  1. Taking high-quality Instagrams & Snapchats
  2. Sobriety
  3. Getting people to sign up for this app
    Not even kidding recently spent at least two hours debating people over the quality of this app. It's easy debate fodder (love a debate but politics & religion aren't always too fun with drunk people) and is a meaningless accomplishment with a made-up points system in my head. Close friends are sick of this one hehe
  4. Playlists for every mood & audience
  5. Consoling that one girl/guy with relationship problems
    I am a magnet for these people
  6. Befriending the dog
  7. Putting together a Chinese seamless order with only one other person
    No one else needs to know