STUFF I'VE DONE TODAY THAT PROVES I'M LIVING IN A BAD COMING-OF-AGE MOVIE

  1. Smiled to myself as the first New York City snow fell quietly in the afternoon
  2. Had a flirtatious interaction in an Italian pizza joint as doo-wop played on the speakers
  3. Stole some quarters from my road trip savings change jar to make a call on a pay phone