TECH CEOS WHO PISS ME THE HELL OFF

UGH I HATE YOUR BRILLIANT, BEAUTIFUL FACES (cc: @Jacqueline_Luke @brennonmendez)
  1. Evan Spiegel (Snapchat)
    You can't have all this AND date Miranda Kerr. That's not how this works
  2. David Karp (Tumblr)
    High school dropout who built my favorite platform at age 19 ok
  3. Kevin Systrom (Instagram)
    God he just seems like such a cool, passionate dude. We'd be pals for sure
  4. Jack Dorsey (Twitter & Square)
    Do less, Dorsey