THINGS I COULD'VE BEEN DOING IN THE HOURS BEFORE I WORK UNTIL 5AM TONIGHT

  1. Eating something other than a bread, a cheese, or a liquor
  2. "Reconnecting" with "nature"
  3. Budgeting my last $35 instead of my last $6
  4. Spending less time coming up with nicknames/abbreviations for Connecticut Muffin
    Still only got C-Muff
  5. Not thinking about what's going to be on my next slice of pizza
  6. Not thinking about the next time I'm going to be eating pizza
  7. Should I apply to grad school?
  8. Checking a calendar to see what day it is
  9. Watching Friday Night Lights. Riggs gives me strength to carry on