WAYS I DRINK MY TEQUILA

  1. As a degestif after a chips dinner
  2. With a wine-back
  3. At Thanksgiving
  4. With hot sauce, to bring out the tannins. Does tequila have tannins? Probably
  5. To really "feel" my Halloween costume's character
  6. For friendship
  7. Straight from the bottle, as to conserve water. V concerned about climate change
  8. With a wine-front
  9. To get me motivated!
  10. Because crying is an important emotional release and you should do it wherever you see fit. As often as possible
  11. In a post-workout smoothie
  12. As life juice, to live forever