TOP FIVE PLACES TO FIND THE MONSTER IN YOUR CHILDHOOD BEDROOM

  1. 1.
    The Closet
    I know most people think that Under the Bed should win out but the fact is the space under the footprint of one's (most likely twin-sized) childhood bed, regardless or bunked or not bunked, limits the possible sizes and shapes of the monsters found there. The closet can even accommodate more than one monster at the same time. Always sleep with your closet door shut.
  2. 2.
    Under the Bed
    See above
  3. 3.
    Beneath the folds of an Upholstered Rocking Chair
  4. 4.
    In the Curtains
  5. 5.
    INSIDE my favorite Stuffed Animal