I DON'T TRUST GIRLS WHO
- •Are just "one of the guys"In other words, girls don't like you. Red flag
- •"Forget to eat lunch"Nope, that's a lie. You have an eating disorder, you skipped a meal on purpose, and you're bragging
- •Say "we don't do labels" when you ask about the guy they're seeingYou don't? Or did he tell you HE'S not into being your boyfriend?
- •"Just orgasm so easily!""I came like five times during sex!" "It can't happen for everyone, don't worry." "I just love blowjobs!" Etc
- •Play dumb to get boys' attentionThere's a whole chapter on this in Queen Bees and Wannabes
- •Are self-righteous about their 'activism' that they're only into to look coolWe're sitting here talking about job hunting and you bring up some typhoon in a country you couldn't even put on a map. Next time you're making out with your boyfriend I'll tell you about the plight of people with albinism in Namibia
- •Talk about aging like it's a bad thingWay to go continuing the idea that women are only valuable when they're young and fuckable
- •Are the 'other woman' for an extended period of timeThis is specific to my little sister's former au pair, who, for a year, was secretly dating someone who had been dating his girlfriend for five years. Of course the man is also a sleazebag, but it went on for way too long. How can you be a part of that?