IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO DISCUSS A FUTURE VACATION IN HAWAII WITHOUT SOUNDING LIKE AN ASSHOLE
I think about my honeymoon too much
- •"Please, if we could afford a beachside villa, we'd be honeymooning in the Maldives."
- •"It's great to be on Waikiki Beach, but the pools are tiny. It's like being on a cruise."
- •"I always imagined myself at a place with an infinity pool."
- •"I know Maui is supposed to be beautiful, but what would we DO there?"
- •"I love Waikiki, but it's so crowded and there are so many homeless people."
- •"Ocean view, obviously."
- •"But does the Royal Hawaiian have Japanese toilets?"
- •"I want to start my days with an açai smoothie from the Moana Surfrider."
- •"Hotel rooms always look so depressing online..."
- •"No, Obama rents a house when he goes to Oahu."