MY FAVORITE PEOPLE TO STALK ON INSTAGRAM

  1. The girl who was mean to me at French camp in Minnesota
    She has a lot of money, a baby, a hot fiancé, and is my age. She has also lost all her baby weight and is currently on vacation in Mexico
  2. The girl from art school who invited me to her baptism
    She dropped out, got married, got pregnant on the honeymoon, and now has two kids under the age of two. She over shares and posts incredibly long captions, often with the hashtag #blessed.
  3. My friend's friend who's a model
    And was featured in a Céline campaign
  4. My little sister's nail art account
    15-second videos set to top-40 songs