7 Am Nightmare in Vegas
Perhaps the worst place to stop for the night en route to Los Angeles.
- •First thing I see when I step off the elevator in search coffee- my estranged mother's face! On a slot machine!
- •Stuck in a long line at Starbucks, next to a man FRANTICALLY picking his nose and eating it.Upon arrival in LA, I test out the theory that perhaps his nose was full of drugs that he didn't want to waste. Theory shot down.
- •"All You Can Eat" buffet the night before becomes "All You Can Flush" marathon the next morning.Maisie Charlie and I took the title as an order, not a suggestion. Vegas departure delayed by an hour as a result.