1. I don't know what pho is
  2. I drop the "g" when using verbs
  3. I use the term "welfare state"
  4. I've never had a Brazilian bikini wax
  5. I hate minorities
  6. I own something with "Never Forget" on it
  7. I own a pair of Wranglers
  8. I have Kenny Chesney in my ITunes library
  9. I wear big cotton underpants