Inspired by @onlinealison's brilliant list
  1. Of course I haven't met someone else
  2. I can't keep holding you back from something better
  3. My therapist says it's important that I learn to be alone
  4. I wasn't ignoring you, my phone is broken
  5. I'm just too old for you
  6. I'm just too young for you
  7. This is the most painful decision I've ever had to make