Things I Have Sworn Off of at Least Half a Dozen Times

In other words unsuccessfully
  1. Corn dogs
  2. Talking about my poop
    To anyone who'll listen
  3. Do-it-yourself medicine
    Including minor surgeries.
  4. Contrarianism
  5. Flo-rida
  6. Buying clothes at Costco
  7. Drinking Hershey's Syrup
    A la carte.